She's your... one and only..." And you know, because... the smell of her makes your head swim, because... you get a physical jolt every time...she sends a glance your way. I mean, she touches you here...and you feel it... here. You touch her anywhere, and you feel it everywhere. -Leisha Haley as Alice Pieszecki

Party's over you can go back to being gay. /Dana/

Tina: I have a friend in England and her daughter calls it Frontbottom.

Alice: I had a girlfriend once and she called it her Pretty Pink Pearl, PPP.

Carmen: Hmm, not to be confused with her PeePee.

Bette: You know what's really lovely? Yoni. It's Sanskrit.

Alice: No, no, I like, like, a non-Sanskrit trashy thing, like Tongue-trap.

Carmen: Yeah, or a, bald man in a boat.

Shane: Breakfast of Champions.

Tina: Munch-box.

Bette: Weewee.

Carmen: Ha-ha.

Alice: Hoo-hoo.

Bette: Mimi.

Shane: F*ckhole. What else?

Alice: Calcunta.

(Kit sits down.)

Carmen: Hey Kit. What's wrong?

Kit: I just found out I've got menopause.

Bette: It's okay, no more periods!

Alice: Yeah, you don't have to take Carrie to the prom anymore!

Bette: No more mood-swings, eventually.

Tina: No more tampons or pads.

Carmen: No more midol, or excedrin, or tylenol, or any of that stuff!

Kit: But once the monkey goes south, that's the end of it!

Bette: No Kit that's not true. There are a lot of menopausal women who are very sexually active!

Shane: Yeah it's true, you can still get it on!

Carmen: You are still gonna be doing the hanky panky til the cows come home!

Alice: Yeah, get yourself a little hot beef injection tonight and feel better.

Bette: You could dip the chip.

Tina: Bang the box.

Carmen: Sweep the chimney.

Shane: Ah, you could stretch that leather.

Tina: F*ck the uglies.

Carmen: Dip'n'dive.

Bette: Shake the sheets.

Alice: Oh, crack a nut.

Bette: Get some skank on the hang-low.

Alice: Ride the baloney pony.

Kit: Give that dog a bone.

All: There ya go! Yeah!

Bette: Shut the oyster, baby.

Carmen: Um, um, put some beef in yo taco.

Shane: Ride that beef bus to tuna town.

Carmen: That was so sexy, I'm so glad you said that.

Kit: I got one. The lips between the hips.

Shane: Furry monkey.

Carmen: Smurf crease.

Tina: Bearded oyster.

Alice: Bikini biscuit.

Carmen: Cooter.

Shane: And uh, Cherry pie.

Alice: Cat flaps.

Shane: What about Cha cha?

Carmen: Hairy goblet.

Alice: Clown's pocket?

Bette: The grand canyon.

Kit: Here's another one, fish taco.

Shane: Oh I got a good one, cream collector.

Carmen: Goodie bag.

Kit: How bout this one? Box of assorted creams.

Shane: Honeypot.

Alice: Dugout.

Carmen: Love mitten.

Shane: Mermaids purse.

Alice: Skeeky. Skeezy.

Shane: Oh I got one, the pink velvet sausage wallet. That's attractive.

Carmen: Noni.

Alice: Ham wallet.

Bette: Coochie.

Alice: Sweet-spot.

Shane: Power slot.

Kit: Ok, I got another one. Foo-foo valve.

Carmen: Pork shutters.

Kit: Bermuda triangle.

Tina: Crabhole.

Alice: Squeegie?

Carmen: Vertical smile.

Shane: The vessel tube.

Carmen: Monkey's chin.

Alice: Chewbacca.

Shane: What about panty hamster?

Tina: Roast beef sandwich.

Kit: Camel toe! Oh, that's so generic.




English is spoken here. Get out ))

Сообщение отредактировал Naoborot - 29.11.2011, 19:16

The more I’m afraid of something, the more I know I have to do it. I figured that out when I was a kid. I can lead a protected life, hiding away from the scary world. Or I can take on the things that scare me the most. The more it might hurt, the more I might die doing it. The more worth doing it must be.
"

- Jodi Lerner to Bette Porter, Episode 4.6

I believe this one is the best one, but its easy to say...but hard to be done... )))))))
I figured that out just now.... but im gonna keep trying doing things that scare me till death... )))

I Knew you would bring it on here))) Thanks, gal! Loved it immensely.

i'm waiting for you

I had a very difficult time understanding what they were talking about when I tried to watch it in English (which wasn't very good at the time). All I was thinking, was: What the hell is going on? Are they crazy or smth? We-we? Mi-mi? lol...


Back to topic.
I would quote all Marina's lines if only I could fake her accent. Seriously, the woman's voice drives me crazy sometimes. ;-)
Since that's not an option, let's start with these ones:

Marina to Jenny when she was a cashier: "Come on, I wanna see you check me out."

I just love the double-meaning in this one!

Bette to a bottle of someone's sperm when she and Tina were trying to make a baby: "We honour all 75 millions of you."

The whole scene with worshipping a bottle of sperm was ridiculous, but, thankfully, we were rewarded with a nice love-making scene afterwards.

Alice to no one in particular when Papi was... hmm... having her way with her in her limo: "Circles, circles, circles..."

Can't help it. Crakes me up every time. )))

hmmm - what funky experiences ;-)

i didn't enjoy the previous. Both 'cos i didn't quite get a clue... it was all about the terms related to pussy?? gee... wee
most weird...

Lialia,


Which one of the quotes didn't you get?)
If you're talking about the last one, with circles, you have to watch the scene to get it. =)

i watched the series and enjoyed it immensely. really feel it is a classic of the theme! i wish i could find myself in a society of lesb's like one in the movie... I learnt a lot from it.

The quote I didn't get is this:
Bette: Get some skank on the hang-low.




and yes - my favourite and it is really what i meant but couldn't ever express

Shane: you are in love with personality, not with certain sex...

kinda this...

am not a keen viewer of the L-word, but i hugely enjoyed the quotes, thanks for the fun)))

Сообщение отредактировал Cara - 20.12.2011, 20:46

Lialia,



Oh, yeah, this one is hard to get) I don't understand it myself.
But you're right - in this long quote the girls are talking about a pussy. I've reacted the same way as you have - geee...


Cara,

May I ask why you are not a fan of 'The L Word'? Do you not like any TV series or just this one? If not, which series you do like?